Guitar chord forum - chordie — What are you looking at!

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (Besti) — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 22:33:38 +0000

And there's always "Big Bottom" by the great Spinal Tap.
Awesome. "the bigger the cushion / the sweeter the pushin'...."
lol

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (alvee33) — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 17:50:50 +0000

Always good to know that women's bottoms are never far from the mind on chordie.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (Old Doll) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 19:15:25 +0000

Very Funny!
When the bleeding Stops! We would all like to hear the rest of it!
accompanied by all that technical stuff you do with your guitar!
Thats assuming you will still have working digits! lol.

Old Doll.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (jerome.oneil) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:43:01 +0000

Very nice! I like "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen. One of my all time favorites.

Here's a verse from my new epic.

I'm bending over backwards and I'm jumpin' through hoops
Just to see you shimmy in that skirt and those boots
I'd crawl over glass on my hands and my knees
I need it so bad that I'm willing to bleed!

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (Old Doll) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:06:40 +0000

Hi Jerome.Oneill,
Just reading the thread here!

This ones about all Womens Bottoms! Never did put a melody to it!

Peachy Bums.

Women’s shapes are gorgeous
Much more attractive then the males
What God designed is so refined
Alluring to most men.

There rear ends
Can be round or flat
And some they do protrude,
Muscular, lean or toned
Look good even in the nude
.
Some men just like to drop
There hands on the Gluteus Maximus
To rest it there without a care
Oblivious to us.

Some bums can look quite peachy,
Smooth, refined and tanned
No acne here for us to clear
Like most average man.

In satin or lace it moves with grace
, and just can do no wrong
Trouble starts with male counterparts
When we decorate it with a tong

Our glutes are cute and sexy
They got rhythm and a Style
They can lunge or sit squat or stand
Or wiggle to the Maestros Hand

So I’m glad that I’m a Woman
Cos a ladies bums 1st Class
But lord how cruel were you to
Give Some Men “A Builders Ass.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (tex54632) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:49:34 +0000

I was working on Hey There Delilah. I find it really difficult to play the bar chords and fingerpick at the same time.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (mhebert) — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 13:25:06 +0000

upyerkilt wrote:

I was actually just working on my own song that I have just posted in the songwriters section , I named it " dog walkers, joggers, tramps and drunks."
After walking in Balloch park last night for my wife's " family after dinner walk " that she has decided is a good thing to do. I saw how full it was wit hdog walkers and joggers. Then I thought about Dalmuir park where I used to live and how it was full of wee neds drinking and old tramps wondering about at night.
So I combined the two parks together and wrote a song.
Ken

Hey Ken as long as you walk and not jog, if you jog the ice could fall out of your drink! Something to remember as the result could be dramatic....

Michel

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (badeye) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 23:41:52 +0000

Anybody like Canned Heat ???

Badeye...

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (jerome.oneil) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:14:29 +0000

Zurf wrote:

jerome.oneil wrote:
Original composition, about a girl's bottom.
Now there's inspiration for you!
- Zurf

Quite so!

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (Don Corleone) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:07:33 +0000

I am working on a song that I have been working on and off for 100 years ! Well 2 years anyway. Each day I change it. I figure it will be finished in about 2017. It's about Love ! I have never written about love before, so wish me luck and I will post it in 2017!

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (Zurf) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 21:01:07 +0000

jerome.oneil wrote:

Original composition, about a girl's bottom.

Now there's inspiration for you!

- Zurf

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (upyerkilt) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:29:18 +0000

I was actually just working on my own song that I have just posted in the songwriters section , I named it " dog walkers, joggers, tramps and drunks."
After walking in Balloch park last night for my wife's " family after dinner walk " that she has decided is a good thing to do. I saw how full it was wit hdog walkers and joggers. Then I thought about Dalmuir park where I used to live and how it was full of wee neds drinking and old tramps wondering about at night.
So I combined the two parks together and wrote a song.

Ken

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (badeye) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:22:32 +0000

I usually end up on Patrick Jaques blues song book. Its all good.

Thanks PJ......Badeye.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (jerome.oneil) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:19:41 +0000

Original composition, about a girl's bottom.

Re: What are you looking at!

null@example.com (boxer) — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:25:46 +0000

Santana ...... She's Not There
is my latest.