only I am not mad at you...
lol...?

The Patella Fellas

Rat-a-tat-taps and the Busted Knee Caps

Drum Machine?????? NEVER!!!!! Drum Machines are horrific for music. They are the enemy! We must gather as a strong force a declare our total and complete abstinance from these evil, demonic, souless, harmful to all walks of music, rhythym boxes of filth. Please join me in this quest. If you cannot find a drummer, go without. Please, please, please, do not resort to a drum machine. It pains me utterly just to write of these crap holders! Phew! I feel better now!

thats my favorite acapo

Turkey Leg- (that would be a drumstick get it?)
Nameless, or maybe, No Name, or you could even take that a step further with something like Stolen Identity, or N/A (thats non applicable, its what you put on a blank space on a resume' or other 'fill out' papers when you don't want to answer, or it doesn't apply to the situation)
I'm with stupid- if he's that dumb lol

Anyway I'm just thinking out loud those are terrible I know.

(if you're a drummer, I'm kidding)  (as far as you know)

superb!!!!

that DON'T relate to our...poor ,stupid drummer....
seriously he is literally stupid!!!!!
thanks though!

Well sure, he's a drummer. 

(if you're a drummer, I'm kidding)  (as far as you know)

Q: How can you tell if the stage is set up level?
A: If drool is coming out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.

I don't really have any name suggestions.  Band names are dime a dozen.  Just pick up a newspaper and there will be some names.  I'm looking at the ads on the side of this page and have come up with...

Quick & Easy
Next Hour
Smilies

how about

literally stupid

or

but rub

or

the truth

or

mended bones

or

Last night

or

public nuicances

or head live invasion

or

Bird flu

Ken

What is Gaun yersel! ?

Literally translated - Go on yourself!

Usually followed by something like Big Man, Wee Man or  Son or Hen if female.

Isn't language a wonderful thing.

you are both wrong....no,without the lead and singer you only have a lot of rythm stuff....but WITHOUT the bass and drum, theres no beat at all!!!  All need each other!!

unless one does this;

http://www.bosscorp.co.jp/products/en/RC-20XL/

I never play with pre-recorded music, instead I loop. I usually lay down a guitar track followed by djembe,cabasa, casaba, and shaker percussion ending with fretless bass. I love this looping thing!!It's also called phrase sampling. The key is variety. Mixing the instrumentation arrangements and song dynamics makes for a more interesting listen for the audience. My musical services are in greater demand locally since I started looping about 2 years ago.

gitaardocphil wrote:

SouthPaw41L , I have a friend who is drummer, he also played as guest on a few albums, he tells me the same. You can hear it pretty good if a drum machine is used.
For me, playing alone, and having a BOSS BR 600 (I still don't know how it works) it is interesting.
I am able to "create" a song, alone and with a possibility to correct, and that song is finished.
But live: most people think that the singer, the guitar player are the most important band members. WRONG, the most important musicians are the drummer and bassist, they are the "essence" of a band.

I disagree; take away the bass player and the drummer and the show goes on. Take away the singer and the guitar player and the show is over.

you are both wrong....no,without the lead and singer you only have a lot of rythm stuff....but WITHOUT the bass and drum, theres no beat at all!!!  All need each other!!