Someone not so clever -"As thick as two short planks"
Someone who is silly - "As daft as a brush"
Someone very slim - "Like a beanpole"
Someone who is poor - "Hasn't got two ha'pence to rub together" ( ha'pence = half a penny)
426 2016-08-26 12:17:38
Re: Guitars in the boot (38 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
427 2016-08-23 06:50:12
Re: My Musical Instruments & My Will (6 replies, posted in About Chordie)
My feeling is your grandson would prefer to have the instruments that actually belonged to, and were played by, his grandfather. I still have a couple of items that belonged to my grandfather that I treasure.
Roger
428 2016-08-17 20:14:06
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
It has been a little hectic this month and I have only just had chance to listen to this month's songs. There are some great covers this month. Rickyjack's use of the harmonica, Peatle Jville's unique style of performing it, Jim's personalised verse (which I also used so he would get mentioned in it
), Amy's Axl Rose impression with the Back Yard Gathering, Mojo's and Joe's offerings are all impressive, Great job by everyone.
Roger
429 2016-08-15 15:24:05
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
OK yet another that I have never heard of but I have done my best. Finger picked Nashville tuned guitar, standard tuning for strumming and lead riffs. No Band-in-a-Box instruments, all me, so there is only me to blame ![]()
https://soundcloud.com/roger-guppy/six-strings-down
Roger
430 2016-08-12 06:58:51
Re: Experiment With Chords (9 replies, posted in Music theory)
'Tom Dooley' is a song that I often use as a first guitar lesson song as it is only two chords (of course I remember the Lonnie Donegan version) so here it is in 'G' for you. G and D7 are the first two chords I teach, then a student can go home after his/her first lesson and have a song to play, I also use 'He's Got The Whole World in His Hands' which is another two chord song. ![]()
Tom Dooley
Misc. Traditional
G D7 G D7
G G
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
G D7
Hang down your head and cry,
D7 D7
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
D7 G
Poor boy, you're bound to die.
G G
I met her on the mountain,
G D7
There I took her life,
D7 D7
I met her on the mountain,
D7 G
And I stabbed her with my knife.
G G
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
G D7
Hang down your head and cry,
D7 D7
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
D7 G
Poor boy, you're bound to die.
G G
‘Bout this time tomorrow,
G D7
Reckon where I'll be,
D7 D7
Down in some lonesome valley
D7 G
Hangin' from a white-oak tree.
G G
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
G D7
Hang down your head and cry,
D7 D7
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
D7 G
Poor boy, you're bound to die.
G G
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
G D7
Hang down your head and cry,
D7 D7
Hang down your head, Tom Dooley,
D7 G G G…
Poor boy, you're bound to die.
431 2016-08-11 18:07:12
Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I hope you have a great day Joe,
Roger
432 2016-08-11 07:26:36
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Jandle I cannnot sing that is why I do not post I hope I have not gotten you upset with me,If it did I am sorry
Dino, it is not a competition, and no one is going to put you down if your singing is not perfect but, if you really do not want to sing, I see no reason why you cannot play the song and get a friend or family member to sing for (or with) you. It is all for a bit of fun and to see how different people interpret a song.
It would be a pleasure to hear something from you but no one would take umbrage if you do not.
Roger
433 2016-08-11 07:12:12
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Amy, the charming lady I do not know, Jim, Joey, Joe and Mike that was a great version of the song, wishing I had been there to be a part of it, although I did hear my name mentioned at the end
.
Amy, I thought the Axl Rose impression was great.....
Disappointed that the famous bread machine was not a part of though. ![]()
Roger
434 2016-08-11 06:54:27
Re: Spam (7 replies, posted in About Chordie)
I have reported spam to a couple of Moderators and did not receive a reply.
If you reported spam by writing to a Moderator, the chances are it would have been dealt with by the time they received the message. If you use the 'Report' tag at the bottom right of the post then the post is flagged for all Moderators to see, then any one of us can ban the scumbag to prevent him posting any more garbage, but it has to wait for the section Moderator to be on line to remove the message. We try to have section Moderators in different time zones to get the best coverage but all of us are volunteers and we do have other commitments, so we cannot have 24/7 coverage.
Roger
435 2016-08-07 06:50:33
Re: Backyard Gathering - 2016 - Chordie Friends - August 6th! (133 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Love the video. Have fun you guys and gals and (with a posh English accent) "Good Morning Katie, I hope you are exceedingly well" for my little friend. ![]()
Roger
436 2016-08-05 12:53:50
Re: Full Circle (10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Plus, as Roger can attest to, I think the people would fall in love with her and... I know to the older folks, a smiling child is something that is simply priceless.
If Katie had not already got a wonderful granddad I would apply for the job myself. She is a little charmer (must take after her mum
)
Roger
437 2016-08-05 06:56:08
Re: Full Circle (10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Wonderful!! That is a very worthwhile thing to do., I am sure you are making many people happy.
Roger
P.S. Zurf has plenty of talent, I have heard him perform live and recorded. I think he is fishing again but for compliments this time ![]()
438 2016-08-05 06:51:35
Re: What "Thank You" Means To Me (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
He is a grand fellow, that Doug!!
439 2016-08-03 07:12:11
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)

440 2016-08-02 12:55:31
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
I do not know this song Jim, so I have to learn it first and I hope to submit it in the next couple of weeks.
Roger
441 2016-08-01 18:10:51
Re: Backyard Gathering - 2016 - Chordie Friends - August 6th! (133 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Me too.
442 2016-08-01 13:55:12
Re: Enter your name for a chance to pick the FSOM for SEPTEMBER 2016 (32 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
I didn't cheat! I did drop a couple of hints, but that is all................. ![]()
As I was chosen for August I will stand down for September, so do not include me please.
Roger
443 2016-08-01 11:58:03
Re: August 2016 FSOM: Knockin on Heaven's Door -and- Six Strings Down (49 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
so how did I beat roger to the punch on this one?
Because you cheated!! You posted yours in July it should be in August ![]()
So here is mine which has been uploaded and posted on the 1st of August ![]()
https://soundcloud.com/roger-guppy/knoc … avens-door
Roger
444 2016-08-01 06:58:19
Re: Anyone Heard from NELA? (5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I e-mailed NELA a little while ago but got no reply.
Roger
446 2016-07-31 06:45:55
Re: Hey (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Great to hear from you. Please give Dondra a big hug from me.
Roger
447 2016-07-30 08:24:23
Topic: Today is..... (13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
.... the birthday of Phill. Have a super Happy Birthday and may your strings never break and always stay in tune.
Roger
448 2016-07-30 07:00:39
Re: Use to love this site...not anymore! (37 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I have no idea what this is about Ads!! I never see any on mine, but I protect my laptop so, as far as I am concerned, anyone seeing ads need to look at their own set up and not blame Chordie that does not have a problem.
Roger
449 2016-07-29 09:40:02
Re: Flat-Wound Strings on a Gretsch (15 replies, posted in Electric)
Back in the 50/60's, when I started playing, all electric guitar strings were flat-wound and acoustic wire-wound. Then guitarists started putting wire wound on electric guitars to give a 'twangier', brighter sound but you started getting the buzz as you slid up and down the fretboard.
Roher
450 2016-07-24 06:47:30
Re: Enter your name for a chance to pick the FSOM for AUGUST 2016 (46 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
Woweee. I have never won anything before so I am dead chuffed.....
I have got a week to decide so I will now put my thinking cap on and try to find of something really obscure to suggest. ![]()
Watch this space.......................................
Roger