hey paulmaul here,
My Grampa Smith was a veritable wealth of good-hearted B.S.
Here's a couple -
You guys could drive a hungry dog off a' gut-wagon
................................. blue bottle fly off a' dump.
Wound up tighter than an idiots watch
................................ a nun's c**t
................................. Dick's hatband.
"all around the pig's ass is pork"
And the list goes on.
see ya'
pm
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