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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

LesPaulGuy wrote:

Or those nice big 4-5" green grasshoppers in Pennsylvania that land on your leg and when you see them, you go to smack em off your leg and they decide to fly and land on your face and cause you to scream like woman while your operating a vehicle?!?!?

Just grab those things and put them on a hook.  My dad used to pay me $0.02 per grasshopper.  We'd go to our favorite fishing hole and I'd run all around a big field grabbing grasshoppers and crickets and stuffing them in a paper sack to be used as bait. 

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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

From what I've seen lately I decided I have another fear:
I FEAR THE ABUSE OF THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BY THE MEDIA

I thought ; If I had one idea,
and took it from beginning to end.
I would try another.

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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

marcalan wrote:

From what I've seen lately I decided I have another fear:
I FEAR THE ABUSE OF THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BY THE MEDIA

Just ignore them.  There is nothing more hurtful to the media than to be ignored.  And nothing better for your peace of mind.

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
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  • From: Chico, Ca.
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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

Aye, sound advise

I thought ; If I had one idea,
and took it from beginning to end.
I would try another.

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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

What about being in a strange bathroom at someone's house and unable to find any toilet paper?
This means you gotta wipe your butt on the shower curtain.

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
Ya'll wanna go down to the Guf?

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Re: What's your BIGGEST fear?

tubatooter1940 wrote:

What about being in a strange bathroom at someone's house and unable to find any toilet paper?
This means you gotta wipe your butt on the shower curtain.

Or...how about clogging the toilet like that scene from "Dumb and Dumber"?

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