Where the Hell Is Bill? Camper Van Beethoven (chorus) [A]Where, [D]where the [E]hell is [A]Bill? (x4) (verse 1) [A]Well maybe he [D]went to get a [E]sideways [A]haircut [A]Maybe he [D]went to get a [E]striped [A]shirt [A]Maybe he [D]went to get some [E]plastic [A]shoes [A]Maybe he [D]went to get some [E]funny [A]sunglasses (chorus) (verse 2) Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter Maybe he went to get a British Flag Maybe he went to go ??? (chorus) (azchords.com)