Cows With Guns Dana Lyons Intro: Am , G , Am (2x) [Am]Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun [G]Cows aren't [Am]fun [Am]They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry [G]Cows well [Am]done [Am]Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great cow guru [G]Cows are [Am]one [Am]He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal [G]Cow Tse [Am]Tongue [Am]He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt (guitaretab.com)