Intro: G, G, G, G , C ,G, C, C, G X2 Well, sometimes I might get drunk, Walk like a duck and stomp like a skunk. Don't hurt me none, don't hurt my pride 'Cause I got my little lady right by my side. Intro I's out there paintin' on the old woodshed When a can a black paint it fell on my head. I went down to scrub and rub But I had to sit in back of the tub. Intro Well, my telephone rang it would not stop, It's President Kennedy callin' me up. He said, "My friend, Bob, what do (azchords.com)