ll see If I had me a speedplane, fly across the land Land in some little border town Drink some margaritas and dance to mariachi Put you on my speedplane and I'd bring you on back home And if I had me a steamboat I'd sail across the ocean blue Dock in some little port of call We would have a fine time with swiss cheese and french wine Put you on my steamboat and Iād bring you on back home Yeah but I ain't got a million, I ain't got no speedplane I aināt got a boat upon the sea All Iāve got (tabcountry.com)