Intro: Gm VERSE-1: ary Long ? VERSE-2: Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Said it was a waste of public money She made a fuss, they made apologies But everybody thought the show was funny When the nation knew you'd had children It came as such a surprise We really didn't know you'd had it in you How you did it we can only surmise CHORUS: How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ? When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ? VERSE-3 Mary Long, you're not alone But you're a l (azchords.com)