The Haircut Song--Ray Stevens Any corrections welcome, of course . CHORUS: It was a macho barbershop, hair dryers mounted on a rifle rack, wasn't no mirrors Barberchair was a Peterbuilt, barber walked in he was huge 7 feet tall 300 pounds of spring steel and rawhide Wearin a hardhat, chewing a cigar, had a t-shirt on that said I hate musicians Threw me in the chair, sneered, and said what'll it be pal Now a lot of people would be intimidated in a situation like this, I was not I am what I (azchords.com)