He Likes Them Airbrushed Bromheads Jacket
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He likes the airbrushed - Bromheads Jacket
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Tuning: E
Intro/Verse riff:
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Verse riff 4x:
Our Danny boy
He was a ladies man
Our Danny boy
Oh yes he had a plan
To find the perfect bird
And no he didnâ??t mind if he had to try a few along the way
Oh no he didnâ??t mind
Verse riff 4x:
Heâ??d cruise around
The bars and clubs in town
Heâ??d scout the birds
Heâ??d look â??em up and down
Heâ??d take his charm and then heâ??d switch it on
He knew which buttons he had to press it didnâ??t involve no web address
She [B]might look good yeah
She [D]might look nice
She might [E]have the perfect form [G]
But [B]will you still want to [D]squeeze those cheeks [E]when sheâ??s 34[G]?
Verse riff 2x
Verse riff 4x:
Extremely literate
you know in FHM
He studies all of them
But he doesnâ??t go near no not the top shelf
Cause bringing classy birds back to his flat donâ??t wana see no filth
Verse riff 4x:
Like a young Michael Caine
Alfieâ??s the character
Or perhaps a bit more tough, like in â??Get Carterâ??
Heâ??ll pull the women in
And then he'll spit them out
Unless sheâ??s got a chest
like Kelly Brook or Angelinaâ??s pout
She [B]might look good yeah
She [D]might look nice
She might [E]get inside your head[G]
But [B]will she still be your [D]Angelina Jolie [E]when she farts in bed?[G]
Verse riff + solo 4 x
Now heâ??[B]s found the perfect looking bird, Theyâ??ve moved in itâ??s 6 months on
Sheâ??s got th[D]e body of a celebrity Lying by him in a thong
Because He [B]thought his plan was flawless he thought heâ??d had it figured out
But after [D]6 months living with this chick sheâ??s turned into a lout
Because she [B]snores she farts yeah she [D]burps then laughs
She [E]leaves her toenail clippings [G]in the bath
And [E]our Danny boyâ??s thoughts c[D]onfirm that she wonâ[E]??t even be his other h[G]alf
Outro riff:
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Thats it,
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