| E | |
| Honey, please don't | take this bad, |
| F | Fm | |
| but | maybe, when you | lay me... |
| C | G7 | |
| could we | try to spice it | up?' |
| (g-f#-g-g#-A) |
| C g Am |
| I looked her across the table |
| E | |
| First to see if | she was joking, |
| F | Fm | |
| No Joke, There was no | flicker |
| C | C7 | |
| Just a | girl who wanted | more |
| F | Fm | |
| Than | meat and po | tatoes |
| C | A | |
| She may | stop at...at whips and | chains |
| D | D | |
| She needs ca | rousal |
| g |
| For arousal |
| G7 (b-A-g-f) |
| A bit of pain |
| (g-f#-g-g#-A) |
| C g Am |
| So we started by using handcuffs |
| E | |
| We tried a can of | cold whipped cream |
| F | Fm | |
| I was | allergic to so much | dairy |
| C | G7 | |
| She had to | finish it all by | herself |
| (g-f#-g-g#-A) |
| C g Am |
| Then I slapped her She wasn't expecting |
| E | |
| So she hit me | back |
| F | Fm | |
| She friggin' | cracked me. I got a | nose bleed |
| C | D | |
| She was | angry. She wanted | more |
| F | Fm | |
| Than | meat and po | tatoes |
| C | A | |
| She may | stop at...at pumps and | drains |
| D | D | |
| She needs ca | rousal |
| g |
| For arousal |
| G7 (b-A-g-f) |
| A bit of pain |
| (g-f#-g-g#-A) |
| C g Am |
| Invite the neighbours, or total strangers |
| E | |
| Give yourself a leg up, | honey |
| F | Fm | |
| Wear 'The | Queen' mask. Put on the | French basque |
| C | D | |
| It's full of | handy holes, and if we're going to | use them all |
| D7 | |
| We're | gonna need more than |
| F | Fm | |
| Than | meat and po | tatoes |
| C | A | |
| She may | stop at...at dolls and | freaks |
| D | D | |
| She needs ca | rousal |
| g |
| For arousal |
| G7 (b-A-g-f) |
| A bit of pain |
| C | |
| I know you | respect me |
| C7 | F | |
| You won't re | ject me |
| Fm | C | |
| And the arrow of our | love is straight and | true |