| G | |
| Well I'll | put myself through sexual strife |
| Csus2 | |
| If | it'll save a poor kids life |
| G | D | |
| I | will not look at titties for a | year |
| G | |
| Well if it | stops and Iraqi becoming dead |
| Csus2 | |
| I won't | spill my seed on a motel bed |
| G | D | G | |
| I | will not look at | titties for a | year |
| G | |
| Well the | internets been my downfall |
| Csus2 | |
| I | call it Beelzebub's shopping |
| G | D | |
| I've | been the happiest shopper........ | er |
| G | |
| I've | got enough filth under my bed |
| Csus2 | |
| To main | tain an erection until I'm dead |
| G | D | G | |
| I | will not look at | titties for a | year |
| C | |
| Well the | folks in Africa have been waiting |
| G | |
| For | us to stop our manipulating |
| D | C | |
| Spend our porn dollars on international | aid |
| G | |
| Well if it | pays for a pizza to Pakistan |
| Csus2 | |
| I'll | quit jerking of for Ramadan |
| G | D | |
| I | will not look at | titties |
| G/B | Csus2 | |
| Well | maybe for a | couple of months |
| G | D | G | |
| I | will not look at | titties for a | year |