| G | Dm7 | G | Dm7 | G | Dm7 | G | Dm7 |
| G | Dm7 | |
| I've just been to see my | best friend |
| G | Dm7 | |
| he's got another | girl |
| G | Dm7 | |
| says she's just about the | best thing |
| G | Dm7 | |
| in the whole damn | world |
| C | G | |
| And he | says can't you see what the | little lady's done for me |
| C | Bm | |
| says it like he thinks I'm | blind |
| C | G | D | |
| but the | things that you see ain't nece | ssarily the things you can | find |
| C | D | G | |
| Happy loving | couples make it look so | easy |
| C | D | G | |
| Happy loving | couples make always talk so | kind |
| C | D | G | |
| until the time that | I can do my dancing with a | partner |
| C | D | G | |
| those happy | couples ain't no friends of | mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | Dm7 | |
| People say I'm too damn | fussy |
| G | Dm7 | |
| when it comes to | girls |
| G | Dm7 | |
| happy couples say I | must live |
| G | Dm7 | |
| in a lonely | world |
| C | G | |
| Wanna | be, wanna really be | what my friends pretend to be |
| C | Bm | |
| be it in my own good | time |
| C | G | D | |
| being | kind to myself till I be | come one of two of a | kind |
| Chorus |
| D | |
| You ain't no friends of mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| You ain't no | friends | of mine |
| Repeated 12 times with voice-over |
| G | C | D | |
| You know what I mean |
| Happy loving couples |
| In matching lamb turtle-neck sweaters (?) |
| Reading Ideal Homes magazine |
| Yea! |
| C | G | |
| Wanna | be, wanna really be | what my friends pretend to be |
| C | Bm | |
| be it in my own good | time |
| C | G | D | |
| being | kind to myself till I be | come one of two of a | kind |
| Chorus |
| D | |
| You ain't no friends of mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| You ain't no | friends | of mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| You ain't no | friends | of mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| You ain't no | friends | of mine |
| G | C | D | |
| G | C | D | |
| You ain't no | friends | of mine |
| G | |
| Abrupt stop, Joe saying "Right, that's enough" |