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Dear Penis  Rodney Carrington

e       [G]3               [A]0               [D]2
[B]G       [3]0               [2]2               [3]2
D 0 2 0
A 2 0 x
E 3 x x

I tabbed this off a live version, I strum it differently then he does, but if you
keep time it sounds good

----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3---- (play twice)

continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice

Verse 1

Dear [D]Penis, [G]I don't think I [A]like you any[D]more

You [G]used to watch me [A]shave, now all you [D]do is stare at the floor
Oh Dear [G]Penis, I don't [A]like you any[D]more
[G]It used be me and [A]you a paper [D]towel and a dirty magazine
[G]Thats all we [A]needed to get [D]by
[G]Now it seems [A]things have changed and I [D]think that youre the one to blame
Dear [G]Penis I dont [A]like you any[D]more
Verse 2
(he sings)

Dear [D]Rod[G]ney I dont think I [A]like you any[D]more

[G]Cause when you get to [A]drinkin', you put me [D]places I've never been before
Oh [G]Rodney I dont [A]like you [D]anymore
[G]Why can't we just [A]get a grip on our [D]man to hand relationship
[G]Come to terms with [A]truly how we [D]feel
[G]If we put our [A]heads together,[D] we can just stay home forever
Dear [G]Penis, I think I [A]like you after [D]all
Oh and [G]Rodney while youre [A]shavin', shave my [D]balls
enjoy the song, its hilarious to play with your friends.

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