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Show Them To Me  Rodney Carrington

[G]Oh it seems to me this whole wo[D]rld's gone cr[Em]azy
there's t[C]oo much hate and killin' going o[D]n
but w[G]hen I see the [D]bare chest of a wo[Em]man
my wo[C]rries and my problems are a[D]ll gone
[C]noone thinks of fighting when they [D]see a topless girl
[Em]maybe if you would show yours too, [C]we could save the w[D]orld

Show them to m[G]e
Show [D]them to m[Em]e
[C]unclasp your bra and set those puppies fr[D]ee
they'd look a wh[G]ole lot better without that sw[D]eater,ba[Em]by i'm sure you'll agree
baby you[C]'ve got two funbags[D]
show them to m[G]e      [D]         [Em]         [C]         [D]
[G]I don't care if they don't [D]match or o[Em]ne's bigger than the other
[C]you can show me one, [D]and I'll imagine the other
[G]even if you're really o[D)Em]ld there's nothing wrong
[C]don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're j[D]ust a little long
show them to me[G]
show [D]them to m[Em]e
lift [C]up your shirt, and let the whole wor[D]ld see
[G]adjust this robe, show your glo[D]bes, and a [Em]happy man i'll be
if y[C]ou've got dos chichis [D]
show them to me

[C]i've met a lot of them, but nev[D]er one i've hated
[C]even if you've had 13 kids and you th[D]ink they look deflated
there's n[C]o such thing as a bad breast, i belie[D]ve this much is true
C D (let ring)
if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too

show them to me [G]
show t[D]hem to me[Em]
just li[C]ke the girls gone wild on T[D]V
[G]just lean back and show your [D]rack, and i[Em]'ll be in extacy
[C]if you got two cosabas [D]
show them to me[G]  [D]
[Em]come on baby let me see
[C]all the world will live in harmony[D]
[G]it'll do you good, and it'll give m[D]e wood
[Em]we'll make history
C(let ring)
if you love your country

i'm gonna say it one more time
I said if y[C]ou love your c[D]ountry

then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me

Tabbed by ReZ for '2008

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