| E | E | |
| Dogs are barkin', b | irds are chirpin' |
| E | E | |
| the | only thing better is if | I were squirtin' |
| A | E | |
| there's | no one here to love on me t | oday |
| F# | A | E | |
| for the m | aiden | s on holid | ay |
| F# | A | E | |
| yeah the | maide | ns on holi | day |
| verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle |
| hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles |
| but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay |
| for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday |
| bridge= |
| F# | |
| I ain't nothin' but chivalrous |
| B | |
| ain't never been nothing nasty between us |
| F# | |
| she knows where she stands |
| B | A | |
| on the heart of a | broken man |
| E | |
| verse 3= | it's gonna be bad no matter what |
| so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt |
| any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay |
| for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday |
| there ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!! |