| G | |
| Keeping your poop in a jar, |
| D | |
| Til the day you come back |
| Amin | |
| so I don't forget just | what you are. |
| C | D | G | C | D | |
| Yeah I'm | keeping your | poop in a | jar. |
| (verse) |
| C | |
| You thought you took everything, |
| G | D | |
| but you left something beh | ind for me. |
| C | |
| I scooped it out, I bottled it up, |
| G | D | |
| now its | there on a stand by the | bed |
| C | Emin | |
| to remind me | case I ever | forget. |
| C | D | |
| You're just a piece of | poop. |
| (chorus) |
| (violin break: with chorus chords) |
| (mandolin break: with chorus chords) |
| Let me testify. |
| (verse) |
| C | |
| I had a moment of weakness once |
| G | D | |
| so I | opened the lid for a | smell. |
| C | |
| It all came back to me baby. |
| G | D | |
| One | vaporous rush I | remembered you well. |
| C | Emin | |
| How could I ever | forget, |
| C | D | |
| Aw that you're a piece of.. | . poop. |
| (chorus) |
| G | |
| Keeping your poop in a jar, |
| D | |
| Til the day you come back |
| Amin | |
| so I don't forget just | what you are. |
| C | D | G | |
| Yeah I'm | keeping your | poop in a | jar. |
| C | D | |
| Now, ho | everyb | ody sing. |
| (chorus) |
| C | D | G | |
| Keeping your | poop in a | jar. |
| C | D | Emin | |
| Keeping your | poop in a | jar, |
| C | D | G | |
| Keeping your, a | poop in a | jar. |
p.s. are there any single, eugoslavian, gay men from ages 16 to 60 out there who appreciate this song like I do. Contact me at the big tree in Chippuwuh falls, Wisconsin at 3:00 on Christmas day and I'll be waiting for your sweet love.
love,
poopy