| A | A | sus | A | A | sus | |
| A rainy | afternoo | n |
| A | A | sus | A | A | sus | |
| Spent in the | warmest | r | oom |
| E | |
| She l | ay before me and said |
| D | A | Asus | A | A | sus | |
| "Yes it's t | rue that I have seen some naked | men" |
| As she made for the door |
| Leaving me on the floor |
| I wish I'd done biology |
| For an urge within me wanted to do it then |
| Chorus: |
| E | |
| And here she c | omes again |
| D | |
| And I'm | sitting on my hands |
| A | |
| And she sing | s to me that siren song |
| E | D | |
| Here she | comes again and I'm | biting my lip |
| A | A | sus | A | Asus | |
| But it won't be | long |
| As Brother Barry said as he married Marion |
| The wife has three great attributes, Intelligence, a Swiss Army |
| knife and charm |
| But that's not enough some times |
| And she did speak her mind |
| And told them all that she believed |
| The only way to disarm is to disarm |
| Bridge |
| Bm | F#m | |
| I know people whose Id | ea of fun |
| D | A | D | A | |
| Is throwing | stones in the | river in the | afternoon | sun |
| Bm | F#m | |
| Oh | let me be as fr | ee as them |
| E | |
| Don't l | et her pass this way again |
| Instrumental, play chords to the verses |
| Though you cannot be blamed, but I've become inflamed |
| With thoughts of lust and thoughts of power |
| thoughts of love and thoughts of Chairman Mao |
| We have such little time at your place or mine |
| I can't wait till we take our blood tests |
| Oh baby, let's take our blood tests now |
| Chorus again, then |
| A | A | sus | A | A | sus | E | A | |
| It | won't be | long |
| Admittedly, what Uncle Bill says in concert is different. He tends |
| to substitute "hairy" for "naked" in verse one and "drugs tests" for |
| "blood tests" during gigs, as William judiciously notes. |
| "She said it was only a figment of speech..." |