| G | D | |
| Well | you're the first car in an | hour or so |
| C | D | |
| I'm | glad you stopped in it's | sure been slow |
| G | D | C | D | |
| Around | here today | , just like | every day |
| G | D | |
| Well I | couldn't help but notice your | California plates |
| C | D | |
| And | I thought I recog | nized that name |
| G | D | C | D | |
| On your | credit card | , you're a | movie star |
| Em | D | C | |
| Well | I can't wait to | get back home | and tell all my buddies |
| Am | G/B | C | D | G | |
| That | I met one of the | most famous | people | in the | country |
| Chorus: |
| C | D | G | |
| Well I | only go to | movies when I'm | down in Bowling Green |
| C | D | G | |
| The | cable don't come | out this far so I | never watch TV |
| C | D | Em | D | C | |
| I | know you played in | something but I'm | gonna | need | some help |
| Am | G/B | C | D | |
| Wait, weren't | you in Cannon Ball | Run.. | .. no? oh well |
| Verse 2: |
| Allow me to introduce myself |
| Name ain't John this is somebody else's |
| Greasy shirt, my name's Curt |
| This is the town that I grew up in |
| Never seen L.A. the closest I've been |
| To Hollywood, is Dollywood |
| But when you get back to Beverly Hills you can tell all your buddies |
| You met one of the most famous people in the country |
| Chorus 2: |
| Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky lake |
| And I caught threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state |
| And I'm still signing autographs after all these years |
| Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours....sign uh here |
| Verse 3: |
| Been thinking bout doing some acting someday |
| If I ever do make it out to L.A. |
| Can I give you a shout, maybe crash on your couch |
| If you hear of any roles that are floatin' around |
| That would put me and Ashley Judd making out |
| In a steamy love scene, I'd work pretty cheap |
| If the phones are down just ask around you'll get ahold of me |
| Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country |
| G | D | C | D | Em | D | C | D | G | |
| You're | talking to one of the most | fa-- | -mous people | in the c | ountry |
| (keep repeating G D C D as these words are spoken) |
| Six-pack, it was wasn't it, you're in that movie six-pack |
| You look a lot thinner and younger on TV |
| You gaining weight for a role or something? |
| Man I'm serious about that Ashley Judd thing |
| I'd work for free |
| Chords: |
| Am = x02210 |
| C = x32010 |
| D = xx0232 |
| Em = 022000 |
| G = 320003 |
| G/B = x2003x or x20003 |