| G | |
| I've looked around |
| Been all up and down |
| I never wasted time |
| C | C/B | Am | |
| On two or | three |
| G | D | |
| There's | only one girl for | me |
| D/F# | G | |
| There | was a time |
| She used to treat me fine |
| But lately she's been acting |
| C | C/B | Am | |
| Awful | stone |
| G | |
| Makes her man |
| D | |
| Weep and | moan |
| Chorus: |
| G/B | C | |
| I- | dee-oh- | lay-e-tee |
| G |
Idle-liddle-lodle-lay-e-oh-oh-oh-tee
| D | |
| I-dee-oh- | lay-e-tee |
| Lay-e-tee |
| D/F# | G | |
| Diddle-odle- | lay-e- | tee |
| D | |
| My | Morphine will be |
| D/F# | G | |
| The | death of | me |
| You should have seen |
| Me and my Morphine |
| When we used to |
| Go dancing in the war |
| Spin me right off the floor |
| (Chorus yodel) |
| My Morphine will be |
| The death of me |
| Morphine Morphine |
| What made you so mean |
| You never used to |
| Do me like you do |
| Where's that sweet gal I knew |
| (Chorus yodel) |
| My Morphine will be |
| The death of me |
| G | |
| My Morphine |