| D | G | A | |
| He's told me a | million times he's | sorry |
| D | G | A | |
| I always take him | back, though soon I | know |
| D | D7 | G | |
| He'll spend the night with | you and let me | cryin' |
| Em | A | |
| You don't love him, but you won't let him | go |
| CHORUS |
| D | G | D | G | |
| Oh | whiskey, | if you were a | woman |
| D | G | D | A | |
| I'd | fight you and I'd | win, Lord knows I | would |
| D | G | D | Bm | |
| Oh | whiskey, | if you were a | wo | man |
| G | A | D | |
| I'd | drive you from his | tangled mind for | good |
| G | - | D | - | A | D | G | A | |
| No | matter what you | do, I'll do it | better |
| D | G | A | |
| You'll | never be the | woman I could | be |
| D | D7 | G | |
| But | you don't have a | heart or any | feelings |
| Em | A | |
| So | I can't even ask for sympa | thy |
| (Repeat CHORUS) |
| G | D | G | D | G | |
| Oh | whiskey, | if you were a | woman |
| Em | A | D | |
| I'd | drive you from his | tangled mind for | good. |