I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong. Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on. I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind. Things that never cross a man's mind.
Let's turn off the tv. Now can't we just talk. Let's lay here a cuddle, 'til we both drift off. If we don't make love that'll be just fine. Things that never cross a mans mind.
That joke is to dirty, that steak is to thick, Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it That car is to fast, this beer is to cold And watchin' all that football is sure gettin' old Wish I was working this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line