Copenhagen Robert Earl Keen
[C]Now, I went out last Sunday with my [F]little Mary-Ann
She [G]said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my [C]can
She [C]laid a big one on me, [F]suprised me with her tounge,
But [G]her suprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and [C]gum.
[C]Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
[C]Copenhagen, you can see it in my [G]smile.
[C]Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew [C]Copenhagen, drive them [G]pretty girls [C]wild.
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
she took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!
The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.
Thomas Bacus tbacus@Onramp.NET