Little Things (That Piss Me Off) Rodney Carrington
1. [G]When I'm setting on a toilet, in a [C]house that I don't know
2. When I pick up on a woman, take her home to bed
1. [D]Looking all around where the toilet paper [G]goes
2. She takes her clothes off gets on her knees and UhhOhhUhh
1.[G]Feelin' real uneasy, [C]feelin' real uncertain
2.I ask her what her name was,she told me it was Venus
1. [D]Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower [G]curtain.
2. Then I reached down âtween her legs Oh Good Lord!
[G]It's those little things, those [C]littly [D]bitty things
[G]It's those little things like [C]that that [D]piss me off.