| Writer: Roy Acuff |
| D | A7 | D | |
| When our old age pen- | sion check comes to our | door |
| D7 | G | D | |
| We won't have to | dread the | poorhouse any | more |
| G | |
| Though we're | old and thin and gray |
| D | |
| Good | times will be back to stay |
| A7 | A7 | D | |
| When our old age pen- | sion | check comes to our | door. |
| A7 | D | |
| When her old age pen- | sion check comes to her | door |
| D7 | G | D | |
| Dear old grand- | ma won't be | lonesome any | more |
| G | D | |
| She'll be | waiting at the gate, ever' | night she'll have a date |
| A7 | D | |
| When her old age pen- | sion check comes to her | door. |
| Grow a flowing, long white beard and use a cane |
| 'Cause you're in your second childhood, don't complain |
| Life will just begin at sixty, we'll all feel very frisky |
| When our old age pension check comes to our door. |
| Powder and paint will be abolished on that day |
| And hoop skirts will then be brought back into play |
| Painted cheeks will be the rage, and old maids will tell their age |
| When their old age pension checks come to their door. |
| All the drug stores will go bankrupt on that day |
| For cosmetics, they will all be put away |
| I'll put a flapper on the shelf, get a grandma for myself |
| When her old age pension check comes to her door. |
| There's a man that turned this country upside down |
| With his old age pension rumor going 'round |
| If you want in on the fun, send your dime to Washington |
| And that old age pension man will be around. |