Am-F-C-G, Am-F-C-G
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| I've known a few | guys who thought they wer | e, pretty | smart, But you've g | ot |
| being right, down to an art |
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| You think you're a geni | us - you d | rive me up the w | all, You're a | regular |
| original a, know-it-all |
| D | A | G | D | A | G | |
| BRID | GE: Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special, Oh-oo-oh, you think you're |
| something else (Intro lick 1) |
| 1. (Tacet) (spoken) Okay, so you're a rocket scientist |
| F | C | G | Am | |
| That don't impress | me much, |
| F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | Am | |
| So you got the brain b | ut have you got the tou | ch, now don't get me | wrong, |
| yeah I think you're alright, |
| F | C | G | |
| But tha | t won't keep me warm in the middle | of the night |
| (Intro Lick 1) Am F C G (Intro |
| lick 2) Am F C G |
| That don't impress me much, (uh huh, yeah, yeah) |
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| I never knew a guy | who carried | a mirror i | n his pocket, And a comb up his |
| sleeve, just in case |
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| And all that ex | tra hold gel in your h | air oughtta loc | k it, 'Cause Heaven |
| forbid, it should fall outta place |
| (Bridge) |
| 2.(Tacet) |
| Okay, so you're Brad Pitt |
| F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | Am | |
| That don't impress me much, | So | you got the looks but have you |
| got the touch |
| F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| Now don't get me wrong, yeah I th | ink you're alright, | But that won't keep me |
| warm in the middle of the |
| Night, |
| (Intro Lick 1) |
| F | C | G | Am | |
| That don't impress | me much, |
(Instrumental Am-F-C-G, Am-F-C-G, Am-F-C-G, Am-F-C-G) (Uh, yeah)
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | |
| You're one of thos | e guys who likes to shine his | machine, You make me take |
| off my shoes, before you let |
| Am | |
| me get in |
| Am | F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | |
| I can't be | lieve you kiss your car good n | ight, now, c'm | on baby tell me - you |
| must be jokin' right! |
| (Bridge) |
| 3. (Tacet) F |
| C | G | Am | |
| Okay, so | yo | u've got a car, That don't impress me much |
| F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | Am | |
| So you, got the moves | but have you got the to | uch, Now don't get me | wrong, |
| yeah I think you're alright |
| F | C | G | |
| But tha | t won't keep me warm in the middle | of the night |
| F | C | G | Am | |
| That don't impress | me much (That don't | impress m | e) |
| F | C | G | Am | F | C | G | Am | |
| You think you're cool b | ut have you got the tou | ch, Now don't get me | wrong, |
| yeah I think you're alright |
| F C G (hold) |
| But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night, (Intro Lick 1) |
| F | C | G | Am | |
| That don't impress | me much, (uh huh, y | eah, yeah) |
| (Intro Lick 2 w/ Instrumental for 4 measures with F-C-G-Am) |
| Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something.....Whatever.....That |
| don't impress me |