| D | F# | E | A | G | Bm | C |
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| Intro/slow part |
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| Verse |
| D | F# | |
| You don't always | have to fuck her hard. |
| E | A | |
| In | fact sometimes that's not | right to do. |
| D | F# | |
| Sometimes you gotta | make some love, |
| E | A | |
| and fuckin' give her some | smooches too. |
| Bm | G | Bm | G | |
| Sometimes you've got to | squeeze, | sometimes you've got to say | please, |
| D | A | |
| sometimes you got to say | hey, |
| -Chorus- |
| D | F# | E | A | |
| I'm gonna | fuck you | softly. | I'm gonna screw you | gently. |
| D | F# | E | A | |
| I'm gonna | hump you | sweetly. I'm gonna | ball you dis | creetly. |
| -refrain- |
| Bm | G | |
| And then you say " | hey I brought you flowers," |
| D | A | |
| And then you say " | wait a minute sally, |
| Bm | G | E | |
| I think I've got | something in my teeth could you | get it out for me" |
| A | |
| That's fuckin' teamwork. |
| -Verse- |
| D | F# | |
| What's your favorite po | sish(position) |
| E | A | D | |
| That's cool with me, it's not my | favorite, but I'll do it for | you. |
| D | F# | |
| What's you favorite | dish? |
| E | A | |
| I'm not gonna | cook it but I'll order it from | Zanzibar. |
| -Chorus 2- |
| (loud)Bm G |
| And then I'm gonna love you completely |
| (soft)D A |
| and then I'll fuckin' fuck you discreetly |
| (loud)Bm G |
| and then I'll fuckin' ball you completely |
| F# | E | A | C | G | D | |
| and | then I'm gonna | fuuuuuuuck | you | haaaaa | aaaaar | d |
| C | G | D | |
| haaaaaaaaa | aaaaaaarr | d, thank you. |
| I used part of the old tab and added to it. Enjoy |
Nice one, thanks. It might be better playing a D instead of the last F#
i play this with Em to A7 instead of E to A sounds closer to the D's .