December 21, 2003 Intro: I married a woman who talks like Jerry Reed God just didn't bless her with the vocal chords she needs She looks like Cindy Crawford, but that ain't the way she sounds When we make love, I keep hearin' "East Bound And Down" I work sixty hours a week, and I bring home my check She says, "Son you're gonna have to take me out and put some groceries down my neck" So I took her to a fancy restaraunt - she looked down her nose and said (allcountrytabs.com)
