IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY David Allen Coe IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'LL HAIRLIP THE POPE IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, IT'S A DAMN GOOD JOKE I'VE SEEN THE GRAND OL' OPRY AND I'VE SEEN JOHNNY CASH IF THAT AIN'T COUNTRY, I'LL KISS YOUR ASS THE OLD MAN WAS COVERED WITH TATTOOS AND SCARS HE GOT SOME IN PRISON AND OTHERS IN BARS THE REST HE GOT WORKIN' ON OLD JUNK CARS - IN THE DAY TIME THEY LOOKED LIKE TOMBSTONES IN OUR YARD AND I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM WHEN HE WASN'T TARD - AND MEAN HE SOLD USED CARS TO MAKE (allcountrytabs.com)
