If We Were Gay Ninja Sex Party (Intro) [Am] [G] [C] [D] [Am] [G] [C] [F] [Am] [G] [C] [D] [F] [D] [G] [E] (Verse) A [Am]newborn deer runs[G] through a field A [C]rainbow shines from [D]heaven A [Am]child's smile lights[G] up the room[C] As Brian blows a dude[F] A [Am]star shoots in from[G] outer space A [C]puppy licks its [D]mother A [F]ray of sunlight[C] through the trees[G] As Brian licks a sack[E] [Am]There would be no[G] sadness If [C]we were super [D]gay Just [Am]unicorns and [G]magi (azchords.com)