The Librarian Hefner The Librarian by Hefner Intro: G D7 He sta[G]rted to woo her in the [D7]most peculiar way, The Libr[D7]arian's dress was a fawn[G]ish shade of grey, The bo[G]oks he was to borrow he would su[D7]rely never read, They had an intellect[D7]ual caliber, he hoped[G] that she would see. He pla[Em]nned to take her home to bed s[Am]ome day, He'd sm[C]ooth her goose bumped skin while she l[G]ay[G/F#], But the uns[Em]poken thing they b[Am]oth knew, Whilst he'd dr[C]eam of her often (guitartabs.cc)