Dragon Slayer Ninja Sex Party
[Intro]
[Cm] [Ab] [Eb] [Bb]
[Cm](Why hell[Ab]o the[Eb]re.[Bb] You're a very attractive young lady.
I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates.
I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...)
[Verse 1]
[Cm] This guy plays football
But I [Ab]once won the whole S[Eb]uper Bow[Bb]l by myself
[Cm] This guy is a weightlifter
But I can ben[Ab]ch an entire c[Eb]ontinental s[Bb]helf
[Cm] That dude is a scientist
But I [Ab]already cured all d[Eb]iseas[Bb]es last week
[Cm] And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was [Fm]last time one of these dicks killed a [Gm]motherf**kin' mythical beast?
[Cborus 1]
[Ab] Oh yeah, [Eb]I will rock your w[Bb]orld
Cause I'm a [Fm]dragon slayer, girl!
[Ab] I shall [Eb]now expose my [Bb]chest
[Cm]Don't act like you're not impressed
[Ab] How hard did [Eb]I just seal the [Bb]deal
With my [Fm]dragon slayer [Db]steel
Do you [Db(b5)]feel all my [Db]sexy ap[Db(b5)]peal
And my [Gsus]story that's so very [G]totally real
[Verse 2]
[Cm] I rode up to the mountaintop
It was n[Ab]inety million hundred fifty [Eb]thousand hundred [Bb]feet in the air
[Cm] Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fo[Ab]ught through his army of a[Eb]wesome kar[Bb]ate bears
[Cm] The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we f[Ab]ought so hard I missed a long[Eb]standing appo[Bb]intment for brunch
[Cm] Then I swung my horse like a club
And it c[Fm]aused a sonic boom that ruptured [Gm]space and then exploded the sun
[Cborus 2]
[Ab] Oh yeah, [Eb]you are now in l[Bb]ove
With both my [Fm]dragon slaying nuts
[Ab] I killed a [Eb]demon with these h[Bb]ands
Did I [Cm]say I'm also in a band?
[Ab] In case [Eb]you might need more p[Bb]roof
I brought the [Fm]dragon right to y[Db]ou
O[Db(b5)]oh! it's the [Db]one that I s[Db(b5)]lew
He'll [Gsus]attest that my story is [G]totally true.
[Dragon Dance]
[Cm](Drag[Ab]on da[Fm]nce[Ab]!)[G]
[Cm]I am a [Ab]dragon. Not some [Fm]guy Dan met at the bus station [Ab]in a dragon s[G]uit
[Final Cborus]
[Ab] Girl let's [Eb]go back to my p[Bb]lace
Nothing fancy, just a [Fm]huge mansion in space
[Ab] Can you [Eb]guess what's coming n[Bb]ext?
Here's a [Cm]hint: I'm talking about sex
[Ab] This is the [Eb]best day of your l[Bb]ife
You'll be my [Fm]dragon slayer w[Db]ife
All ri[Db(b5)]ght! Now it's t[Db]ime to dec[Db(b5)]ide
Which lucky [Gsus]one of us is gonna be your [G]lover tonight?
[Outro]
[Cm] [Eb] [Bb] [Eb] [Bb]
[Cm] [Eb] [Cm]
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