Convoy Paul Brandt
**CAPO 3rd FRET**
"Ah, breaker one-nine this here's the rubber duck.
You got a copy on me Pig-Pen common?
Ahh yah, 10-4 pig-pen fur sure fur sure,
By golly, it's clean clear to flagtown common.
Yah thats a big 10-4 there pigpen,
We definetly got the front door good buddy.
Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy..convoy...."
It was the d[A]ark of the moon on the sixth of June
In a K[G]enworth pulling logs
[D]Cab-over pete with a reefer on and a j[A]immy haulin' hogs
We was h[A]eadin for bear on I- 1 0 bout a m[G]ile outta shaky town
I says p[D]ig-pen this here's the rubber duck
and I'm ab[A]out to put the hammer down
Cuz [F]we got a little c[C]onvoy, r[G]ocking through the n[C]ight
Yah [F]we got a little c[C]onvoy, a[G]int she a beautiful s[E]ight
[F]Common and join our c[C]onvoy, aint n[G]othing gonna get in our w[C]ay
We're gonna r[F]oll this truckin [C]convoy ac[G]ross the U[E].S.A
"Ah breaker pigpen this here's the duck and ah you
wanna back off them hogs? yah 10-4 bout five mile or so.
10 roger them hogs is gettin intense up here."
By the t[A]ime we got into Tulsa town
We hada [G]85 trucks in all
But there's a ro[D]adblock up on the clover leaf
And them b[A]ears was wall to wall
Yah them s[A]mokies was thick as bugs on a bumper
They e[G]ven had a bear in the air
I says c[D]alling all trucks this here's the duck
And [A]we about to go huntin' bear
CHORUS (change "little" to "great big")
"Ah you wanna give me a 10-9 on that pig-pen?
Negatory pig-pen your still too close them hogs is starting to
close up my sinuses. mercy sakes you better back off another 10."
Well we r[A]olled up interstate 44 like a r[G]ocket sled on rails
We t[D]ore up all of our swindle sheets
And left em s[A]ittin on the scales
By the ti[A]me we hit that Chi-town, them b[G]ears was a gettin smart
They'd b[D]rought up some reinforcements from
the I[A]llinois national guard
There was [D]armored cars and tanks and jeeps and r[C]igs of every size
Yah them c[G]hicken coops was full o' bears
and c[D]hoppers filled the skies
Well we s[D]hot the line and we went for broke
with a t[C]housand screamin trucks
And e[G]leven long-haired friends o' Jesus in a ch[D]artreuse micrabus
"Ah rubber duck to sodbuster come over.
Yah 10-4 sodbuster listen.. you wanna put that micrabus
in behind that suicide jockey? yah hes haulin dynamite and
he needs all the help he can get..."
Well we l[A]aid a strip for the jersey shore
and prep[G]ared to cross the line
I could s[D]ee the bridge was lined with bears
but I [A]didnt have a dog-goned dime
I says p[A]igpen this here's the rubber duck,
we just a[G]inta gonna pay no toll
So we [(D)]crashed the gate doin' 98
I says [(A)]let them truckers roll, 10-4!
CHORUS (change "great big" to "mighty")
"Ah 10-4 pig-pen whats your 20? Omaha?!
well they oughta know what to do with them hogs
out there for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy
we gonna back on outa here so keep the bugs off
your glass and the bears of your... tail. we'll
catch ya on the flip-flop. this heres the rubber
duck on the side, we gone! buh-bye!"
A = x02220
C = x32010
D = xx0232
E = 022100
F = 133211(bar chord) or xx3211
G = 320003