Call In Sick Teenage Bottlerocket
Hello, kiddies. Easy peasy lemon-squeezey song by TBR. Really simple.
guaranteed! If not, I'll personally go to your house and show you how to
play it. (and also, if you are a woman, I'll give ya a lap dance)
---intro
[F#] [D] [A] [E] [F#] [D] [A] [E]
e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--| D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--| A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--| E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
---verse
[F#] [D] [A] [D] [B]
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-| E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
I didn't feel like going to work today
I called in sick but I feel OK
I'm getting used to the same old thing
Ever since my TV brainwashed me
Tuned me into a stupid jerk
Go to work
---interlude
[F#] [D] [A] [E] [F#] [D] [A] [E]
e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--| D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--| A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--| E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
let's go!
---verse
[F#] [D] [A] [D] [B]
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-------7---------| D|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---9-9-9-| x4 A|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-5---9-9-9-| E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------5-5-5-----7-7-7-|
I didn't feel like waking up today
I force myself to get up and go
I know my girlfriend's messing around
And I really don't care who she's going down on
As long as I don't have to call her up
---chorus *= play 8x += play 16x
[D] [A] [E] [F#] [D] [A] [E]
e|---------------------------------------------------------------| B|--*----------------*-----------------*-----------------+-------| G|-7--------*-------9---------*-------7---------*-------9--------| D|-7-------7--------9--------4--------7--------7--------9--------| A|-5-------7--------7--------4--------5--------7--------7--------| E|---------5-----------------2-----------------5-----------------|
Tried to listen to the radio
But I just can't seem to understand it
Man I figured out that one long ago
I'm getting used to the same old thing
But it doesn't mean that I have to stand it
Is there anywhere else that I can go?
Where I want to go
play interlude
---verse 3
[F#]
e|---------| B|---------| [played same times as gtr] G|---------| B-> G|---------------------------------------------------| D|-4-4-4-4-| A-> D|---------------------------------------------------| x2 A|-4-4-4-4-| S-> E|-----------5-5---------7-7---------5-5---------7-7-| E|-2-2-2-2-| S-> A|-[2-2-2-2]-----5-5-5-5-----2-2-2-2-----5-5-5-5-----|
I never thought I would b**ch about everything
I never thought I would feel this low
[F#] [D] [A] [E] [F#] [D] [A] [E]
e|--------------------------------------------------------------| B|--------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7---(---------9-9)--| D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---(7-7-7-7--9-9)--| x2 A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---(7-7-7-7--7-7)--| E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------(5-5-5-5-----)--|
^
Figure it out because I know you really don't care (played only
Figure it out while I sit here with a blank stare first time)
then play chorus
---outro
[F#] [D] [A] [E] [F#] [D] [A] [E]
e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------7-7------------9-9------------7-7------------9-9--| D|-4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9---4-4-4-4--7-7---7-7-7-7--9-9--| A|-4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7---4-4-4-4--5-5---7-7-7-7--7-7--| E|-2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5--------2-2-2-2--------5-5-5-5-------|
And that's the song. short, sweet, and not hard like my pee-pee.
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