Italian Plumber Lawsuit The Woodbox Gang
VERSE:
[A]I've been watching the news to [D]see what new excuse
they ha[E]ve for young people, committing violent [A]acts.
[A]Now they've hit on the truth, its because of all the
[D]meanness in the youth and the [E]devils lawyer couldn't even argue the [A]facts.
[A]I've got a friend its such a shame,
he spends his [D]time with the video games
st[E]aring at colored glass, all [A]day
[A]And the plan floats in his brain,
the poor [D]boy's gone half insane
and i [E]aim, to make the perpetrators p[A]ay.
CHORUS
[E]He spits fire, and eats [A]flowers
he kicks [D]turtles, and he stomps mush[E]rooms
i am gonna [D]sue, Mar[E]io and his B[A]rother L[D]uigi
I will [A]make those bastards [E]pay for what they've d[A]one.
[D]My blood [E]curdles when i t[A]hink of those poor [D]turtles
and the mus[A]hrooms who never grew [E]into hallucin[A]ogens.
VERSE:
Well his room is like a shrine to his partners in crime,
there's those strategy books piled up like the Babylon tower.
and he swears on the blood of King Koopa,
he'll destroy all those dog-gone goombas,
his minds so strung out on that flower power.
CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.
VERSE
Well theres all kinds of video games,
that are leading this world to shame,
and i for one, im not gonna take it
well Ive got a friend who thinks he's Qbert,
and one whos gone wild over frogger,
and this one he'll only play ms pac-man naked.
but Im mostly concerned about that Italian plumber,
his princess, and his good for nothin brother,
their existence in this world is a disease.
But will i do anything about it?
I doubt it,
I guess we dont need another war with the Japanese!
CHORUS
He spits fire, and eats flowers
he kicks turtles, and he stomps mushrooms
i am gonna sue, Mario and his Brother Luigi
I will make those bastards pay for what they've done.
My blood curdles when i think of those poor turtles
and the mushrooms who never grew into hallucinogens.
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WE ARE ALL ZOMBIES, CREATURES OF HABIT AND ROUTINE. THE ONLY DIFFERECNE IS WE ARE NOT
UNDEAD JUST YET!
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