Three Minutes of Ecstasy Ninja Sex Party
The other version on here is not quite correct, and so I decided to make my own.
Not sure if this is 100% correct, especially with eventual chord colorings, but it
is definitely possible to play along to the recording with this.
Capo on 1st fret. (Since this is a guitar site, I decided to do the chords as they
are played with a capo on the first fret, since that makes the chords simpler. If
you want to play along to the recording with another instrument, or don't have a
capo, use the transpose function to transpose the chords up half a step.)
*Intro*
[A] [E] [G#m] [C#m] [A] [E] [C#m] [D]
*Verse*
[A]You've been [E]counting [G#m]all the [C#m]days off
[A]Of your [E]calen[G#m]dar for [D]weeks now
[A]You can't [E]wait for [G#m]Satur[C#m]day 'cause
[A]That's the [E]night that it [G#m]all g[D]oes down
[A]From 7:4[E]5 to 7:4[G#m]8 PM in par[C#m]ticular
[D]Cause that is when I'll [A/E]give you what you [B]need[Bsus4] [B]
*Chorus*
[E]Three minutes of e[D]cstasy several nights a m[A]onth
You just tell me [F]baby if that is too much
[E]When my stuff is [D]in your stuff
Our souls become en[A]twined
For 180 [F]seconds
My sex has blown your [A]mind
*Repeat intro*
(Oh my god you're so welcome.)
*Verse*
Go ahead and call all your girlfriends
And give them the details of how it went down
I know you can't wait, to brag to all of them
About how I took your ass to Wangtown
I'll get my captain's hat, put on my floaties
And we'll set for sexy seas, for at least...
*Chorus*
Three minutes of ecstasy
Any more and this house would burn
That's why I don't last longer
Your safety is my main concern
If you haven't finished
Well baby that's just fine
You know that I'm here for you
Oh shit, look at the time
*Repeat intro again*
(I have to go to the pudding store, for pudding. Adieu....)
[E]1 one thousand, 2 one thousand
[G]3 one thousand, 4 one thousand
[C]5 one thousand, 6 one thousand
[D/A]7 one thousand, 8 one thousand
[E]9 one thousand, 10 one thousand
[G]11 one thousand, 12 one thousand
[C]13 one thousand, 14 one thousand
[D/A]15 one thousand, 16 one thousand
[E](Maybe it's starting to sink in,[G] just how long three minutes really is.[C] Let's skip to the end...
179 one thousand[D/A], 180 one thousand HU-AAAH!!!
GAH!)
*Chorus*
Three minutes of ecstasy
Several nights a month
But not more than four times a month
That would be ridiculous
I'm sure I left you happy
But in case that's not enough
Here's a copy of my headshot
And a drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts
A drawing of my nuts...
(Repeat chorus to fade)
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