2,676

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

da word-a mak-a me LOL. seriously though, well written and thought out and all the scratchy pops can only add to the overall FX.

2,677

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

TIGLJK wrote:

http://share.pho.to/9aIFd

I agree with Beestie - WTF  were we thinking ?  No wonder some one came up with LSD ! smile

i think LSD came first?

i never wore satin but my flares were quite revealing, but i still managed 4 kids. and i needed them tight when i performed this song, still do sometimes.

great pastiche jim, you have a wicked mind, reminds me of someone....me?

2,678

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

nanoo nanoo amy.

in all honesty i'm a big trekkie and on clear nights i can be found staring up at the great yonder hoping to see a UFO just like lennon did.

i just hope that if i'm ever abducted their not listening to rap....ahhhhhrrrgggh

2,679

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

Cocktailsfor2 wrote:
mekidsmom wrote:

Tails, what Phill is trying to say, is that he's really an alien, but he can't just come right out and say it because people wouldn't understand.

Phill Williams wrote:

people don't get it

Cocktailsfor2 wrote:

...I don't get it.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images … e_joke.jpg

I GOT IT hmm

2,680

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

people don't get it

they don't get who i am

they don't see what's before them

they couldn't give a damn

there's a whole world out there

and beyond that the stars

are there aliens here now

driving our cars?


people don't get it

don't know if they should

don't know if they'd get it

even if they could

there's a line on the floor

that they wont step across

and they still don't get it

well, my dear....that's their loss

2,681

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

unhhuh wrote:

The only line I don't' get is ...

You are the reason I never succeeded.

What meaning or meanings do you intend for that line?

in my interpretation what he's saying is; if i had succeeded i'd have nothing to strive for and you give me the reason to strive. i may be wrong

2,682

(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

rugby is a great game, much preferable to soccer. but i have to point out at this point that there are 2 disciplines of the sport, 1 union and 2 league. both games are played by countries that have been playing the sport since noah was a pigeon fancier eg: all four countries of the UK, france, south africa, australia, canada and the no1 new zealand.

if your into sevens then you should catch up with the hong kong 7s. 7s are a more demanding game than the full game. and league is more demanding and rougher than union but not by much.

sorry to hear about your sons knee TF. it's a sport (unlike soccer, i use the US name) where all the violence is on the pitch not in the stands.

here in europe we have our annual internationals; wales, ireland, scotland, england, france and italy. when they come to town it's party time and there is very little violence as rugby fans may support their own side but still appreciate a good opposing team.

so enjoy

2,683

(8 replies, posted in Songwriting)

you dirty dawg wink

great little song, the lyrics flow nicely and the story stands out. well done that man cool

2,684

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I also thought as I was reading that it was about a song or even some bad reaction from Chordie. Glad it's not for the negative part. All your songs are of a very high standard and this one is no exception. Great work.

And best wishes and congrats to your niece.

2,685

(18 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi jandle.

Welcome to Chordie. We get a lot of songs about birds on here, not so many about the feathered variety. Nice song well constructed. Have a read of the sticky at the top to see how to work the chopro programming. There's plenty of help from members if you get stuck too.

Phill

2,686

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks for you replies, I don't have the faintest where they come from, all I can say is when a line comes into my head I write it down till another line may interact with it, then another etc till nothing else comes to mind.

As for the chords if I have a tune in my head I'll find the notes then search for the corresponding chord.

I was rather surprised myself when C diminished and F# dim turned out to be the same, not being that deep into the tech of music. I actually play the C dim on the 8th frett and C dim as the window shows.

I must admit it took a swerve from where I thought it was heading too. I don't start songs with a plan so they go where they will.

2,687

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

i will record it hopefully in the next week or so, it's in waltz time if you'd like to try it. isnt it funny how songs start out as one thing and end-up as another. i wrote the first verse last week and the rest tonight. they werent meant to be one song but hey ho. i'd like to put a bridge in somewhere. maybe tomorrow?

2,688

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

isnt it just typical? i have a gig tomorrow afternoon so i was resting my throat tonight when a song arrived with some not so easy high notes. so i thought i'd share.

One Night Stand.Undefined




[E] She's a beautiful girl, with a [Cdim] body to die for.


An [A] unfortunate thing. There's nothing [Am] there to stay for.


She's a [E] beautiful girl, I won't [F#m] ask for her hand.


She's [Abm] got it all in spades. But she's [A] only a [B] one night [E] stand.




[F#m] Time and again I've been [E] broken.


[A] Left like a [Abm] dog in the [E] dark.


[Dbm] Cold and alone, kicked [B] out of my home.


I can't [A] take any more – [Am] hurt in my heart.


She's a [E] beautiful girl, but she's [F#dim] only a [B] one night [E] stand.


[E] She's a beautiful girl, with a [Cdim] body to die for.


An [A] unfortunate thing. There's nothing [Am] there to stay for.


She's a [E] beautiful girl, I won't [F#m] ask for her hand.



She's [Abm] got it all in spades. But she's [A] only a [B] one night [E] stand.


[F#m] Everyone laughs while I'm [E] hurting.


I'll [A] never be [Abm] more than a [E] fool.


They've [Dbm] taken my pride. I'm [B] empty inside.


I can't [A] take any more, I've [Am] made it a rule.


She's a [E] beautiful girl, but she's [F#dim] only a [B] one night [E] stand.


SOLO: E- Cdim- A- Am-| E-F#m- Abm-A-B-E||






[E] She's a beautiful girl, with a [Cdim] body to die for.


An [A] unfortunate thing. There's nothing [Am] there to stay for.


She's a [E] beautiful girl, I won't [F#m] ask for her hand.


She's [Abm] got it all in spades. But she's [A] only a [B] one night [E] stand.



2,689

(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

best wishes for a speedy recovery from yonder side of the pond.

phill&ann

2,690

(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

love the niel young inflection in your voice, great guitar playing and the words were excellent. what more can i say....top notch

2,691

(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Cocktailsfor2 wrote:

Ah, wives - where would we be without 'em?

...I mean, besides sitting in our skivvies in front of the teevee, beverage of choice in hand? http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_1677.gif

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I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING!!

I wouldn't trade my missus for anyone!
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If we didn't have the perfect woman, be honest, we'd be out there looking for her when we're not piggin out on the sofa.

2,692

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

beestie wrote:

Great song. Reminds me of someone I know.

what, a big assed cow with a bad attitude?

thanks tony

2,693

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

yes we call it a bum and a few other names i wont mention here. it happened in benidorm, spain in a pub where a couple of english guys were playing every night, mainly rock music which is why i knew they played every night big_smile glad you liked it.
thanks TF, the mix isnt quite right, i didn't realise that till i played the MP3 in the car sat night. too late now i deleted it.

thanks bensonp, glad you like it.

phill

2,694

(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

GLAD YOU TOOK MY ADVICE...WELCOME

2,695

(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

i know how much of a god send a good wife is. with me it was; if at first you don't succeed second time i did. by the way did you write it yourself or did she do it for you? just a thought big_smile

2,696

(2 replies, posted in Poems)

Hello and welcome to chordie.

Wow such an angry first post. Well written and I hope first of many.

Why not go to chat and introduce yourself and tell us a bit about yourself. We are happy to help with advice or just discuss stuff. Are you a musician? I expect someone will ask if you intend to make it into a song?

2,697

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Sounds harrisonesque? At the start then goes haywire😁. Lifelong Beatles fan might have something to do with it.

Hi Brian, for some reason this thread has come up twice so, the butt in question belongs to a lady who was great fun till she beat up her fella. I put it in for that reason, it seems to fit

2,698

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Thanks for the great comments. The "girl" in the PIC was actually a 60year old woman who later beat up her husband. I took the PIC in benidorm 2 years ago. She was great fun up to that point.

2,699

(12 replies, posted in Songwriting)

well done nice song and melody. i agree wholeheartedly with the first two verses as i worked in a factory for 20 years doing 12 hour shifts and gigging at weekends. when i started my kids were babies then one day i woke-up and they were taller than me with kids of their own. sad but true. and again great song.

my suggestion?  where did the years go

2,700

(24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Cocktailsfor2 wrote:
Zurf wrote:

...I have yet to meet a Chordian in person that I didn't like.  I even like their wives and husband and dogs and kids and father-in-laws and all of it.

Well, you haven't met my in-laws yet - we're all (me, wife, mother- father- brother-in-law) vacationing in Yosemite right now, and my mother-in-law - while a dandy guitar player & singer - has been driving everyone up the wall the entire time. She used to be a fairly "normal-ish" person, but now is such a bundle of neuroses that we're all about ready to take her up to Yosemite Falls and...

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you aint met my MIL(stone) which you should be thankful for, she passed on last year and she used to be the life and soul of any gathering till alzheimer's set in. before that  she would do anything for a laugh, but such a pain in the car, she'd actually cross everything, legs, fingers, eyes everything and she'd be praying all the time and i'm the safest driver i know...honest. my FIL (father in law) was a cornet player and after he retired he bought an organ and taught himself to play it to entertain the crumblies at the local old folks home, sadly, he's no longer with us either.