I am a mere man my song tells it all. A recording is on MySpace, URL:
http://www.myspace.com/rogerguppy
I Do Not Understandby Roger Guppy
Intro:
[G][D][Am][G][D][Am]
Verse 1:
There is a [G]strange, [D]exotic crea[Am]ture,
I have [G]studied for [D]fifty [Am]years,
But [G]as my [D]under[C]standing grows,
[G]So do [D]all my [G]fears.[C][D]
Verse 2:
It [G]does not [D]matter [Am]just how much,
I [G]think I [D]under[Am]stand,
The [G]more I [D]learn, the [C]more I'm confused,
It [G]just gets [D]out of [G]hand.[C][D]
Verse 3:
It [G]really [D]should not be so [Am]hard,
I'm [G]quite and [D]intelligent [Am]man,
Buy [G]they really [D]are so [C]alien,
Why's it so [G]hard to under[D]stand a wo[G]man?[C][D]
Chorus:
A [C]woman can be so de[G]sirable, so [C]sweet and [D]so charm[G]ing,[G7]
The [C]same one can be a [G]de[Em]mon with [C]fangs and [D]claws and [G]horns,
A [C]woman can be [G]all of these things and [C]many [D]more as [G]well,[G7]
But [C]just which one [G]she will [Em]be, a mere [C]man can [D]never [G]tell.[C][D]
Verse 4:
The [G]words you [D]utter to [Am]her one day,
Will [G]earn you a [D]thump on the [Am]head,
The [G]self same [D]words the [C]following day,
Will get you [G]taken [D]to her [G]bed.[C][D]
Chorus:
A [C]woman can be so de[G]sirable, so [C]sweet and [D]so charm[G]ing,[G7]
The [C]same one can be a [G]de[Em]mon with [C]fangs and [D]claws and [G]horns,
A [C]woman can be [G]all of these things and [C]many [D]more as [G]well,[G7]
But [C]just which one [G]she will [Em]be, a mere [C]man can [D]never [G]tell.
