1,551

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Happy NGD Joe.

1,552

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I do not see my post either but Buy American when you can!!. Sometimes we have too get things from other countries,we need to start taxing them more.

Tenement Funster wrote:
Zurf wrote:

Are prison inmates permitted to have sex with animals at a tavern, school, or church?

lol lol lol

ditto.

1,554

(25 replies, posted in Poems)

Strummerboy Bill wrote:

Probably not a good idea for a game, guys, (not allowing use of google), is it? Some of these are difficult even for me and I used to deejay back in the 70's and 80's.

Sorry! smile

Bill

Not a bad idea bill we need too put up some lyrics that are more simple.                          Wasted away again in m........

In California its Illegal for animals to mate within 150 feet of a tavern, school , or church. It is illigal for prison inmates too have sex with each other.

I just saw that the Rolling Stones are going to go on a 50th anniversary concert this year. Music must be good for you too keep going this long.

1,557

(281 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

ujb that's unreal we have been breaking heat records for this time of the year.

1,558

(1,560 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

got it badeye,and its not Friday!

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(25 replies, posted in Poems)

Phill Williams wrote:

oh! OK i get it, this is a line from one of my favorite songs;

"next day.....bought a beat-up six string. from a second hand store. didn't know how to play it. but he knew for sure...."

I am stumped on this one Phill,looks like no one else got it either.

1,560

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

Grah1 wrote:

great  words, love  it

ditto!

Dirty Ed wrote:

I've read that here in Ohio its illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.  Its also illegal to get a fish drunk.

DE

I guess I will not go fishing for whales or get any fish drunk if I visit your state,these are really strange!!!

1,562

(7 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Ark you are sounding good as you always do.

1,563

(25 replies, posted in Poems)

Strummerboy Bill wrote:

Okay, my bad. I was unclear with the instructions (a hazard dealing with a batsh*t old drummer) so we'll use the first one as an example:

"Ask any fool that she ever knew......."

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And the answer is: "He'll say keep away from 'Run Around Sue' "  (Dion and The Belmonts")

Now whoever guessed that lyric correctly would get to stump the rest of us with a lyric of his own and so on/so forth.

Dino, you just stumped me with "lend me some money", so who knows what follows that lyric?

smile

Bil

sorry bill I thought it was a song we could develope not a known published song. Maybe you can start another song.

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(25 replies, posted in Poems)

lend me some money....

Wow Rogers got acoarse set out there ,great that he is coming again,I think he will be awe of the New York forests and mountains you have there he should go check out New York City while he is here its an awesome place too visit.

Zurf wrote:

It's illegal to ride a camel in my town. There are no camels and so far as I know, never have been.

Camels???. I just found another law that it is not legal for a women too wear a robe or housecoat in ca. while driving.

Liked that bill!

1,568

(281 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

unclejoesband wrote:

Well winter returned overnight. Down to 19F with snow showers and a brisk 15-20mph breeze. High today and tomorrow in the low 30's.

ugb  that stinks I have been outside sweating working on my yards today it is 84 now and I had too come in. Wish we could trade weather for a couple of weeks. They have already stopped us from watering another day,now we can only water two times a week.

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(15 replies, posted in Poems)

Good to see you back and I like the words in it I hope we will see a song.

Doug_Smith wrote:
dino48 wrote:

I know of almost all the alcohol stuff. I was talking about odd or outdated unusaual laws. I found californias and other states by going too Ask.com you will be surprised what they have . Like you can not kill mice without a hunting license. It is against the law too own a housecat in the state of California!!.

Local ordinances are more commonly "strange" and for some reason stay on the books although they are outdated.  My little town has one prohibiting the consumption of Coffee by, or serving Coffee to Women after 6:00 PM.  ?

Tying your Horse or Team to  a Lightpost is prohibited (I suppose fear of gas leak & fire was the concern here)..... so there is another that requires all businesses to provide "rails, posts, or other devices for securing livestock".  There are a few "hitching rings" set into the sidewalks in the older section of town.  An unwelcome surprise to the skateboarders (which are illegal on public sidewalks) as they are large enough to tie at least two pairs of horses.

Schools are required to provide shelter, hay and water to all horses ridden by students attending.

Doug you are the first one too finelly see the post is about DUMB, STUPID, CRAZY, WIERD LAWS. not all about Booze. and ya those are some strange laws you put up. I guess I should have worded it better. No coffee  and no coffee women after 6pm. Wow!

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(1,560 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

thanks for posting badeye,I never heard that one before and I enjoyed it.

Strummerboy Bill wrote:

OOF!

Another one I can't get to! smile


Y'all have fun!

Bill

Diitto!

I know of almost all the alcohol stuff. I was talking about odd or outdated unusaual laws. I found californias and other states by going too Ask.com you will be surprised what they have . Like you can not kill mice without a hunting license. It is against the law too own a housecat in the state of California!!.

things are getting boring here so I thought we could bring up some old or still intact blue laws where we live. I will start with  spitting the   only place it is legal here is on a Baseball pitchers mound. I have more but I will save them for later.

1,575

(6 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

Nice looking guitar,did you get it yet?