• Registered: 2006-03-04
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Topic: Bumper Stickers

I've never been one to sport a sticker on my vehicle. I find them to be a tool of expression for the sociological overbearing. A silent shout of " hey, hey, look at me!", if you will. I do however get a chuckle from 'em from time to time. Here are a few that have stuck with me;

-WWJD( Who Wants Jelly Donuts?)

-I am the English Teacher about whom your mother warned you...

-I'm 33 1/3 RPM in an iPod world....

-National Spellling Be Runer-Up.......

-What Would Scooby Do?

-On Your mark, get set, GO AWAY!!!

-If you were born again would you have 2 bellybuttons?

-Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.....

-My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ( or something like that)

and my personal favorite;

-YOUR STUPID.

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  • From: North Carolina
  • Registered: 2007-02-08
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Re: Bumper Stickers

There's a guy that stays down the block and drives a very nice Porsche, He has a bumper sticker on it that says "My other car is a Pinto" lol

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  • From: Virginia, USA
  • Registered: 2007-06-27
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Re: Bumper Stickers

I used to have one that said "I rubberneck for rivers".  It was more a public notice than it was meant to be humorous. 

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  • From: East sussex, UK
  • Registered: 2008-01-29
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Re: Bumper Stickers

Saw a car recently with the usual "Baby on Board" sign in the back window, but it also had "Princess on Board" and "Porn Star on Board". Classy.

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  • From: North Carolina
  • Registered: 2008-03-29
  • Posts: 953

Re: Bumper Stickers

I saw one that said "I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney, than ride wike Ted Kennedy"

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