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Topic: Fore !

Here is  an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland ,
   
1.  BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER  WIDTH  APART.
2. FORM A  LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR  HEAD DOWN! 
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT  OF THE WATER. 
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE..
7. IF YOU ARE  TAKING TOO LONG, LET  OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T  STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 
9. QUIET  PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T  TAKE  EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE...  NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS  AND GO  OUTSIDE, AND TEE  OFF.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
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Re: Fore !

lol lol lol lol

good one Lena.
And makes perfect sense


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Re: Fore !

That's funnier the more I think about it.  I really need to watch my backswing.

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Re: Fore !

Thanks Helena to my daily chuckle lol

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Re: Fore !

1.  BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER  WIDTH  APART.

lol

Been There. lol

Thanks for the laugh

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Re: Fore !

lol Yes, Thanks for the laugh!

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Re: Fore !

I do not play golf old doll but I have watched,you reallymade me laugh ,thanks for posting this.

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