Topic: "F" chord is now outlawed
you are no longer allowed to put the "f" chord in any songs and all songs that contain it shall be destroyed as it is not humanly possible to play this chord. If you are caught playing this chord you will be deemed a mutant and escorted to a research facility by the United States Army. Once there you will be poked and proded to figure out what kind of mutation you have that enables you to play that damned chord.
there are laws being passed as we speak to also outlaw the "B" chord.Thank you