• From: Wellington New Zealand
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Topic: `NightMare`

Thought it was time for a bit of humour?


         Nightmare
I`ve had this nightmare
it`s been going round in my brain
soon as i close my eyes
there it is again
can`t seem to shake it
keeps comin` back to me
my nightmares of great concern
i even tried giving up sleep
It scares the hell out of me
i guess you wondering
what it could possibly be
my nightmare is that i`ve become
a moderate drinker
scary eh!

The King Of Audio Torture
  • From: Nova Scotia, Canada
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Re: `NightMare`

lol Good one, EB ... love your humorous twist at the end. I'm a non-drinker, so does that make me even scarier?

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Re: `NightMare`

hilarious

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Re: `NightMare`

Enjoyed your humor even read to a friend. Hope you do some more soon.

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Re: `NightMare`

haha good twist ............. well done easybeat smile

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Re: `NightMare`

scary indeed, i've just come from a sunday afternoon in the local club so i'm not quite sober or sensible, but your poem is rather scary imagine having to watch x factor or i'm a celebrity without a drink? unthinkable! please write some more

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  • From: Wellington New Zealand
  • Registered: 2010-03-24
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Re: `NightMare`

You asked for it you devils for punishment.
Thanks for comments crazy people your taste in humour is questionable!
I`ve just done an off the cuff Ramble on soundcloud,i put it under` Chat`section
as i`m not sure what the hell it is?
Unlike a song a joke either works or it DON`T.

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