1 Topic by easybeat (edited by easybeat 2023-11-09 02:38:54)

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Topic: Tooth Fairy

thanks for giving me the idea guys.

Tooth Fairy
mum told me about the tooth fairy
it sounded kinda funny
but it seemed an easy way
of making lots of money
but there was a problem
i really like my teeth
ENTER    little brother!
i pinned him to the floor
pliers in hand i set to work
and pulled out most his teeth
it took quite a while
he can still talk
but i think i ruined his smile
HEY  easy money

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Re: Tooth Fairy

This kid could be cheaper than a dentist.     

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Re: Tooth Fairy

Aaaww, poor kid! When I was loosing my milk teeth, I got just 3 pence a tooth! I think my grandkids get up to £5.00! I knew I was born too soon.

Here is my answer to Brian's poem from the other point of view...

Me bruvver ith tho nathty
He pulled all my tooffs out
He that upon my  chetht
And wouldn't let me shout
He thead he'd share da munny
And buy me lots of toffee
So I'm really so upset wivv  im
He never gave me any     

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Re: Tooth Fairy

Phill Williams wrote:

Aaaww, poor kid! When I was loosing my milk teeth, I got just 3 pence a tooth! I think my grandkids get up to £5.00! I knew I was born too soon.

Here is my answer to Brian's poem from the other point of view...

Me bruvver ith tho nathty
He pulled all my tooffs out
He that upon my  chetht
And wouldn't let me shout
He thead he'd share da munny
And buy me lots of toffee
So I'm really so upset wivv  im
He never gave me any

Phill thats fantistac      im pleased to see it got your writing and posting.     

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Re: Tooth Fairy

easybeat, lol glad that kid wasn't my brother lol.  Clever bit of writing once again, you're a natural at these kid's poems.  Keep them coming.  I hope your saving them and reading them to your grandchildren smile

Phill, great response from the toothless brother, haha smile     

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6 Reply by baydennaphtali (edited by baydennaphtali 2024-02-27 10:18:03)

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Re: Tooth Fairy

Thank you, it was funny to read. Oh, dear, it sounds like you've had quite an adventure with the Tooth Fairy! While the story may have a whimsical touch, it's essential to consider the well-being of your little brother.