Jokes???

A man walks into an ice-cream parlour, and orders a double-scoop chocolate cone.

The server says, "Sorry, we are out of chocolate, can I get you anything else?"

Man says, "Yes, give me a pint of chocolate ice cream, please."

Server says, "Sir, we are out of chocolate, would you like something else?"

Man thinks for a minute and says, "Give me a gallon of chocolate ice cream!"

Server asks, "Sir can you spell the van in vanilla?"

Guy says, "Sure, V A N"

Server:  "OK, can you spell the straw in strawberry?"

Man: "Sure, S T R A W"

Server: "Good, now, can you spell the frick in chocolate?"

Man: "There is no 'frick' in chocolate!"

Server: "That's what I've been frickin' telling ya!"

ba da boomp!