• From: Wellington New Zealand
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Topic: Sex Or Guitar

Gidday,i was thinking of a subject that might get comments from the Chordians
who don`t usually bother to make a comment.Needed a killer title to get their attention.
But my post turned into this a kinda poem/song thingy.This is a deep subject!Look forward to your replies.

Sex Or Guitar
Hey i always meant to ask you
Which one would it be
If ya had to give up
One or the other of these
Sex or guitars?
For some it may be easy
To answer this question
But to others not an easy choice
On the plus side
A guitar gets better with age
Can`t always say that for a woman(or Man)
They get out of tune pretty easily
So i`ll look forward to hearing your answer
But please keep it true
As for me you`re wondering?
At this stage i`m non commital
A question like this
Is far too hard for me

The King Of Audio Torture

2 Reply by rickyjack (edited by rickyjack 2015-08-13 05:00:24)

  • From: Redding CA
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Let me start by saying...
My guitar never has a headache, it never says no.
It's always in the same mood as I am.
It's always pleasant to my ear.
It doesn't mind being picked on or fingered.
When it goes to party's with me it always has a good time.
It likes my harmonica playing and singing.
It doesn't talk back.
It doesn't mind if I play other guitars.
It doesn't mind if I don't have anything to do with it for days.

Now on the other hand......I love my wife and sex is pretty good stuff.....

I'll get back to you on a final answer.

Thanks Chordie for the years of music and advise.
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

well as every one knows who has listened to the pickle song i really like playing my gherkin. But... if I had to make a choice, I can all ways play the radio. besides the gherkin plays better in a duet than it does in a solo.

out of tune out of key and out of touch
  • From: NY
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Hmmm.... I think I need more experience with each before making a final decision.

Art and beauty are in the eyes of the beholder.
What constitutes excellent music is in the ears of the listener.

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

guitar, I like pro-creating too much. I still have my piano!!

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

a guitar wont take your kids from you or ruin your family.  guess you have my answer

singin the blues one brew at a time
  • From: West Georgia
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Sitar

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8 Reply by Strummerboy Bill (edited by Strummerboy Bill 2015-08-15 03:24:27)

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

punkrawker wrote:

a guitar wont take your kids from you or ruin your family.  guess you have my answer

I guess that's why we name them, isn't it?

I get it, punkrawker, and I am sorry you had to go through that.

All the best and post more often! Especially if you can teach me to chord B and B7 without my wife calling the ambulance!  wink

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

your on your own there stummerboy Bill, them B to B7 chords are pesky buggers....far too advanced for a punkrawker like me wink

I try and post on here when i can

singin the blues one brew at a time
  • From: West Georgia
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Then post here more and teach us something. Music's music. Don't matter what the fargin' age span is.

^Yup, I said "fargin' " up there^

Join us and musicate!

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

oooh, now that's a hard one tongue

when your fingers get stiff you have to give up playing....you can guess the rest, right?

i wouldn't want to give up either. i'll probably be buried with with my dear wife Ann but which guitar? i'll have to die first so she can decide lol

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Ha ha no contest if my wife says all's good then....
What's a guitar? Ah yes that thing in the corner..

  • From: Nottingham England
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

I think sex sort of gave me up, as for guitars. Sometimes I swap with other people. Does that make me a swinger?

Thick as two short planks
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

ROFLMB off!

Some of you guys have just the right imaginations to be songwriters! You can see the "abstract" as well as the "concrete"! Not al of us can do that!

As to making you a swinger, did you have said guitar's permission? smile smile

Bravo and Bravissimo!

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  • From: Nottingham England
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

No Bill, we do not ask their permission.
We just grab em by the neck and hand em over.

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  • From: West Georgia
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

I wouldn't let the "Sisters" (named for my mother and aunts) out of my sight, kir, so I guess that makes me.....jealous?

smile

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  • From: Tooele Ut
  • Registered: 2006-03-04
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

I'm old and getting used to living by myself. I'll take the guitar

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I have finally found happiness in my life.  Guitars, singing, beer and camping.  And they all intertwine wonderfully.

18 Reply by Strummerboy Bill (edited by Strummerboy Bill 2015-08-17 19:25:23)

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Re: Sex Or Guitar

Peter, my friend; No one who plays and sings as nicely as you do needs to talk about age.

People like you are "timeless".

Ya "knucklehead"! big_smile : D big_smile

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  • From: West Georgia
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Re: Sex Or Guitar

I go and take a look at Peter's YT videos and I get the feeling the man sits there and won't stop until we are watching his best.

And that's why I (brotherly) love my friend Peter Benson.

Bravo, Peter

Your Pal

Bill

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