1 Topic by easybeat (edited by easybeat 2013-12-22 21:07:25)

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Topic: The BBQ

I see Grah1 put up a song `Tight`really liked it.
here`s my take on tight.

`The BBQ`
You can`t call me tight
although i did save 10 bucks
by not getting my gas bottle checked
invited friends round for a BBQ
quite a few came
with bottles of beer and smiles on their face
this is where i`m a disgrace
after first course of sausages
and second course of sausages
you can`t call me tight
the gas bottle gave out
a little spark ignited it
and all hell broke loose
best friend got impaled by a lamp chop
my wife knocked out by a spud
neighbour concussed by flying lettuce
his daughter got a broken wine glass
the rest survived  but won`t return
the moral of this story
eat as many free sausages as you can because
you never know what the future may hold

ps merry xmas (and hey take it easy out there)

The King Of Audio Torture
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Re: The BBQ

Hi easybeat
As there is no Chords etc with your potential song I have moved it to poems as per Chordie guidelines.
Regards Arkady (Moderator Songwriting)

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Re: The BBQ

arkady
have dropped you a wee song as reply.

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Re: The BBQ

Hey   Easybeat  I must  have been to one  of  your  bbqs ,it all  seems  so familiar .Love  the  flying  lettuce .
Great  stuff
Grah

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Re: The BBQ

sounds like a  little like some bbq's I have been too also.

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman
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Re: The BBQ

hello EB. i like the fact that you give a stark warning while making me laugh (and i did laugh) i like that poems don't have to be all doom and gloom. looking at it another way, i used to be a health and safety officer, so....

nice one , like it

phill

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Re: The BBQ

Gidday,
someone emailed me to put this song on soundcloud.
Can`t remember who it was, as it was ages ago.
well it`s there finally.It`s a little different to written version above
as it was recorded with the aid of a few beers.
hope you get a smile from it.

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8 Reply by Tenement Funster (edited by Tenement Funster 2015-10-26 13:17:20)

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Re: The BBQ

Great fun! Reminded me of this hilarious narrative from Buddy Whasisname & the Other Fellers, about a home-made BBQ made from a rocket engine:

Part I    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac9OhP-idoA

Part II  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M-RKlJwdKU

Have a good laugh!

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Re: The BBQ

easybeat wrote:

Gidday,
someone emailed me to put this song on soundcloud.
Can`t remember who it was, as it was ages ago.
well it`s there finally.It`s a little different to written version above
as it was recorded with the aid of a few beers.
hope you get a smile from it.

That emailer would have been me ........... lol glad you put it up smile

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