devil songs or satanic messages (Page 3 of 4)

supposedly there is a message when you flip around "feel good inc." by the Gorillaz but I tried t and I cant hear it.

Thanx Doll!
but Hey... you're irish right?
Paddy went to dublin to see the circus. There he saw an elephant crying hystericaly. He sees a sign that reads : 500 pounds if you can make the elephant laugh.
So Paddy says he'll have a go.
He walks over to the elephant and whispers in his ear. The elephant bursts into fits of laughter and Paddy collects his 500 pounds.
A year later Paddy sees the circus is in town again and wonders whether the elephant is still with them. He goes over and standing right where he last saw him is the elephant. The sign now reads: 10000 pounds if you can get the elephant to stop laughing.
So Paddy decides that he'll have another go. He walks to the elephant, turns his back on the crowd and fumbles with his fly. The elephant immediately bursts into hysterical wailing.
When Paddy goes to collect his money, the owner asks him what he said to the elephant.
Paddy says: " well, the first time I told him, that mine is bigger. The second time I showed him."

PS : JAMES, PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OFF CHORDIE FOR THIS JOKE!!!

See you Jerome ONeill,
you will be the  the death of me! I could put a line to that one! But i wont as i have alcohol taken! But i so want to hear the rest of that line? from you!
Your a cheeky Git! But i like your sence of fun!
I heard a joke last week about pineapple rings? Well all i can say " I nearly crashed my car on the motorway! as when i laugh so harty the tears roll! so i had to pull over on the hard shoulder, nearly killed myself and my friend!
So goodnight to you, and i want to hear the punchline! or its Paddyjacks bold chair for you? Your so bold!
Slán
Old Doll.

ther were two muffins sitting in an oven,one said, "it's getting hot in here" the othe one says, "holy crap! a talking muffin!"

...we've gotten really of subject. yeah. i'll try n losin' up. see, i'm an apoligist.

Good Morning Alvee,
Jeez some of that stuff with your link is scary! Id rather live in my own world! with no hard feeling towards anyone!
Is it any wonder we have wars all around the world? when people think like this?

Have a good day Alvee!

Slán
Old Doll.

To the administrator, the moderator, the alligator and victor.
Sorry, I love playing with words, quit funny to use them in songs.
I AM SO AMAZED TO HAVE ALREADY MORE THAN 60 ANSWERS ON THIS TOPIC.
Probably there must be a lot of people loving "funny, or better stranger facts. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU ALL GUYS, it helps me to feel a loooooooooooooooot better, and I don't know how to thank you, and all the fellow "chordians" (I start to notice that chordians is used more and more, but for me it is THE BEST WAY to talk, you are more at ease, avoiding "members", "community.
This is the injection I like, PROFESSIONAL/AMATEUR topics, and other topics 99% related with music. You've seen probably the topic, to try to give YOUR critics about a brand new album, like: WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS ALBUM, or WHY YOU DON'T like it, AND if possible to give critics on old albums, like LED ZEPPELIN I to mention a band. This one can give us a pretty good idea about the TASTE of all our chordian friends.
I thank and own the chordian community so much.
THANKS is even not the right word, because it is more than thanks.
BUT STILL, I can't figure it out how they "hear" the satanic messages by playing it backwards.
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    IF THERE ARE SATANIC MESSAGES, THERE HAS TO BE CHRISTIAN MESSAGES (new topic)

Good Morning Docphil!
Thank you for your kind words!
Here is my Christian Message to you today!{ Kahlil Gibran}

"You are not enclosed within your bodies, nor confined to houses or fields

That which is in you dwells above the Mountains and roves with the Wind,

It is not a thing that crawls into the sun for warmth or digs holes in darkness
for safety,

But a thing free, a spirit that envelopes the earth and moves in the ether"

You Docphill and fellow Chordians are all free Spirits.

As regards My photo, i would not want one here on chordie! You have 2 options Doc? i can privately send one to you if  you give me you email Address?
Or  i do have a photo on Friends of Chordie! Roger Guppys or James McCormick site will take you there! Now mind your self in the Rush? lol
Ps. dont be to dissapointed! My age is also wrong by 5 years! I will be 57 on September 6th.

Old Dolly?.

Have a good Day Doc!

My mother in law once....... oh never mind.

doc. phil - KISS sings an funny verse...

"LEHNIUEES"

but mate.. there are some good stuff to listen too!! dont mix with this stuf and open doors!

Very interesting Ark!

It does make one think about the mental stability of some people.!! but then none of us are perfect!

Old Doll.

VERY interesting Arkady.

this is actually a very frequently asked question by teen groups.
I still say: do not enter doors wihout your Armour..
but on the other hand.. you warn them and thye want more info... you know kids huh?

you might be iterested inthese books. a very good author http://www.tanbooks.com/index.php/page/ … gory_id/8/

Goodevening Jerome,

Paddyjacks/ Patricjaques, is another member of Chordie here. I recently put him on my bold chair! This is an expression i use both with adults and children, when i feel they done something wrong! I use it in jest! In Pj case i was wrong and apologised! but i am still working on his new guitar case made from coloured plectrums?
As for my joke! Holy moly! you wont be getting that one in any way from me! It is far to rude and sexual in content! but im so tempted!! leave it with me!
Now you have a good evening and behave yourself!lol.

Old Doll.